See Why Girls Don't Reply Your Chat

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I know most guys have one or two females on their bbm, whatsapp, facebook and twitter contact lists, who seem very difficult to hold a chat with. Even when you pass off as a nice guy who only wants a normal conversation, they still respond reluctantly, using texts like 'kk', 'lol', 'aiit' etc in places where they should have used sentences. Below are a few reasons why such girls are irritating to have a social media chat with.


1. Low self-esteem

I once came across a girl who was obviously shy around me on the three occassions we ran into each other. It was very obvious she had something for me as she couldn't hold a stare with me and was willing to do my bidding. Not wanting to let the opportunity slide, I decided to get her number which she gave to me without stress. After about a week, I added her on whatsapp then proceeded to chat with her. To my greatest surprise, she was very difficult. I didn't even go beyond two hellos before she started making the conversation difficult. This was thesame girl that gave me a greenlight some weeks ago, now acting all rude and unaccomodating to me. The problem with such a girl is that she has a low self-esteem and can only do well on social media where she can hide behind a keyboard. If she was really bold, I would have seen that in her when we met face to face. If you are dealing with such a girl on your chat list, it's best you give her a month before chatting her up again. If she acts thesame way after that, you can freely delete her...sharp, sharp!

2. Not speaking her language

Yes, every girl has got a language and you have to speak it to make sense to her. Imagine you chatting with a prostitute about Buhari and Jonathan or Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton, wetin concern agbero with overload? She won't even reply you; she might delete you if care is not taken. You ought to be telling her about how you want her to hang out with you at a nite club where you want to spend some cash, instead of talking trash. Same thing happens when you go about telling a cute girl about world war II, when all she needs is a smooth talker who can make her feel hot by mere reading his chats.

3. Not knowing your level

You see the DP of a girl showing her on expensive jeweleries and make-up that makes her look like nikki minaj or kim kardashian, yet you still want to chook your head. The bald head you'll arrive at will be worse than that of a vulture. You better know your level and keep your chicken change for your mother in the village. The only reason she hasn't deleted you from her contact list is because she wants to keep you as one of her many admirers who view her DP and download them on their phones. She simply sees herself as a celebrity of some sort. Yeye guys like you still go ahead to hail her like "nice DP"...lol. Some guys still do that irritating thing of thanking a girl for accepting their friend request on facebook. Like, what the f**k? Did she just help you escape from hell fire?


4. She sees nothing going for you

Do you want to know why guys update their DP regularly with pictures showing them having fun or living large? They want their female contacts to see them as big boys who can be up to the task of taking care of them or giving them a nice time should they hook up. Though most of them aren't really living the lifestyle they portray, it's still better than arriving last. I wonder why you can't do thesame, cos everytime she checks your stagnant DP, all she sees is a picture that looks like a poster showing a wanted criminal. How do you expect her to find you interesting? Step up, haba!



5. Some girls are actually dumb

Have you considered that fact? I know you must have met some guys that can't read nor write well, don't you think such exists with the female folks too? I think that somehow explains the reason behind the kk, the lol, the aiit and the huh she always respond with. When you ask for her account number and she replies with a huh or a lol, just know you are chatting with a bimbo- an olodo who can't read.

6. She has too many unread messages

It's not easy to be a fine girl. Guys like good things, it's just so sad that most of them can't afford such. Knowing fully well that a girl is beyond their league, they still try to smooth-talk their way into having her by barraging her with so many chat messages as if their life depends on it. Don't think she'll have time for your boring chat messages when the ogbonge smooth-talkers are still on the queue. Take a look at the chat below:

You: hello

Her : hi

You: how are you

Her : fyn

You: how was your day

Her : cool

You: how are you doing

Her : *No Response again*

How do you expect such a girl to continue with the chat when all you do is ask her how she's doing as if you are her doctor?

When a girl likes you, she'll be willing to chat with you cos girls like gossiping a lot. That reminds me of a female friend of mine who bombards me with a single sentence chat that makes me think am reading a biology textbook.