Is This True About Nigerian Girls?

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After a heavy downpour, I felt the need to go for a walk cos the weather encouraged it, but the show I was watching on TV had me glued to my chair and also the fact that NEPA wasn't their usual self after a rainfall. My phone rang and it was kayode, my homeboy- he told me he was coming with his car to pick me up. A/C blowing and gbedu blasting, we slowly cruised pass neighborhoods with no aim in particular. Suddenly, kayode slowed down his EOD cos he saw something that caught his eye- a girl at a shop buying stuf. He pulled the car over, close to where he knew she would pass, then stepped out to pose by the door. Few seconds later, she walked towards his direction as he beckoned her to come. I couldn't hear a word they were saying but I could see her smiling like a kid with candy. Next thing I saw was her hopping into the car to follow us to a destination we didn't have. Well, thanks to the dollar man called kayode, who was able to pull a rabbit out of the hat as he made us hit 4 spots where we had a nice meal, bought her what she couldn't get at that store then chilled by the poolside sipping cold drinks while she had a hot plate of catfish pepper soup. The last spot was his room where I left them (wetin be my own?).

Two days later at school, I met him and we gisted a lot. When I asked about the chick from the other day, he smiled and said it was a nice time with her, then he shook his head wondering why he has never come across naija a babe that doesn't lust after money. He said he first met the girl some days before the day we were together and that she was very rude to him in an embarrasing way. When he tried to calm her down, it almost looked like he was making a spectacle of himself. “If she ridiculed you in public then, how come she was all smiles 2 days ago?”, I asked. He said he was just out to get fuel with a keg for his generator on that day and had just a 3 quarter short and a normal t-shirt on. Perhaps that made her look down on him. So when he was cruising his car and saw her, he knew he had the swag to knock her out at that moment, that was why she dropped all her guards. He said that's not the first time such would be happening to him, cos he runs into them a lot and loves the way they fall like a pack of cards the moment they realise he is made. “What if it was a dangote, bill gates or a mark zuckerberg that approached them?”, I asked. He said they'll mess any of them up with embarrasment simply because they don't know what those guys look like to be able to recognise them. Even when it might be clear that you just want normal friendship, they'll still treat you like you stole something from them. Looking at the pictures of bill gates and mark zuckerberg above, I agreed with him, cos the girls might mistake them for some poor lebanese kids who grew up in Nigeria. He said the only thing that freaks them is a guy that smells and looks like money e.g the guy in the picture below. Is that true of naija babes?