6 pictures you'll find on a naija babe's phone

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Have you ever checked a girl's phone for pictures before?
Even if you haven't, so long you have females on
your whatsapp, bbm and facebook list, you will
always be bugged by their stereotypical picture
updates. Below is a list of pictures you are
certainly going to find on a Naija babe's phone.

*pictures of foreigners on the internet are used
so as to protect the rights of Naija babes cos if I
say make I use the ones wey dey my phone
ehn.....*

  1.shoprite
After succesfully nabbing a maga who spends his hard earned money on them at the supermarket, you find them taking countless shots of pictures at every
aisle at the supermarket just to keep a record of the day's market . Na dem dey use camera flashes dey blind person for shoprite. Who I go blame if not yeye guys.

2.hairstyle
The only time this set of girls reply your chat is when you comment about their DP which shows them wearing a new hairdo that looks shimmery as if dey rubbed groundnut oil on it. They update their display
picture the very moment they leave the salon, leaving a smart guy with the idea of why they hadn't done that in a while.

3. Passenger Seat
Na this one dey vex me pass. A month doesn't go by without me coming across a picture of a naija babe at the passenger seat of a car with seat belt strapped. Can't they be behind the steering wheel? Abi females no dey get car? Maybe it's aristo tinz.

4.cute baby
There are so many guys walking the streets with balls full of generations yet this girls won't beg them to give them a pinch of it, rather they prefer to flaunt the cute pictures of another person's baby, most times that of a total stranger

5.Naked pix
This is the only reason why I like to handle a naija babe's phone . I wonder why they keep such pix on their phone. Maybe to send to their sugar daddy/bobo incase he needs to self service cos she's too far away.
Well, a wicked blogger knows what to do with
such. As am not a bad blogger, I find it difficult knowing what to do with the sex video of a married woman that I found on a memory card
Which I picked up from the floor at shoprite ikeja? I wonder when I'll start seeing pictures of construction sites,
project supervisions, presentation pictures etc
on their phones.

6.pouting lips
Na dis wan too much. D
tin no even dey make dem fine sef. Abeg I no fit
shout, just look below . Guilty or not guilty?


I hope I didn't get on the nerves of sweet ladies out there. Well, to balance the equation, am running a research on guys too. Hang around. Silly Things Girls Say After They Get Dumped