10 Characteristics Of Naija Pastors
10 Characteristics Of Naija Pastors
1. These guys are rich but never owned any company before establishing a church.
2. Their favourite ride is jeep
3. Even with loud speakers and microphones,
they still scream at the top of their voice.
4. "Touch not my anointed". They use that verse to shield themselves from criticism.
5. They love to pose with their wife in church posters and signboards as if God called their wife as well.
6. If not for bankers, every suit wearing person would have been tagged a pastor.
7. They tell you to give your hard-earned money to God which they put in God's GTB bank account on earth.
8. They drive past several hospitals on their way to perform faith healings at crusades.
9. Christ and his disciples got killed for preaching. Naija pastors get paid salary for doing thesame.
10. They tell you that they are just back from a 21 days dry fasting but look fresher than a glutton.
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Written by Adewole Segun
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