Silly Things Guys Do After They Get Dumped By A Girl

I know you must have been in one of the below situations before, whereby you act irrationally cos you just got dumped by a pretty girl. I know some guys will form big boy by denying such ever happened to them. If a person like dangote could get dump, how much more a person like you?. Yes, dangote once got dumped...he told me while we were drinking shepe at mama ochuko's joint yesterday. Anyway, below are a few of the silly things guys do after they get dumped by a girl they love.

1. From beer parlour to ashewo joint

This type of guy usually does such just to ease the trauma of being dumped. He goes to the nearest beer parlour, orders for some bottles and drinks himself to stupor. Not wanting to be the only one having to think about the issue, he starts sharing it with every tom, dick and harry at the bar. Feeling happy that he now has an audience to sympathize with him, he orders drinks for everyone of them. At this point, a smart Akpos takes advantage of the situation to order for more bottles at the expense of the heartbroken fool. If he gets out of the joint alive, then it means he struggled to pay the bills incurred on his head by passer-bys who must have thought nigeria breweries were giving away free drinks. With a little change left in his pocket, he remembers a dark corner where ashewo girls usually lodge. Off he goes to offload the alcohol and the sting of the heartbreak from his system. With 2hrs gone and still not done, the prostitute pushes him off and demands for her money only for her to realise it's only N80 he has in his pockets. Omo, na private part water dem go use baff am. Chai...all because of a girl. Na God go punish girls...lol

2. Imagines himself living big

We all know ladies melt at the sight of a successful man. When a guy gets dumped, he sobs a little then starts imagining things. He pictures himself running things or doing things that will make the girl come back crawling and begging him to accept her back. He might see himself as the head of a company, a commissioner, a mansion owner or a super star, all these he does just to console his sorry self. While walking on the road, he pictures himself cruising in an expensive car while he splashes muddy water on her. This usually occurs to guys whose girlfriends left them for rich dudes. Once again, na God go punish girls...lol

3. Hates girls

With so many fishes in the sea, I wonder why the shark would be so angry as to hate every other fish just cos he couldn't eat a jellyfish. No be hungry go kill the shark? I once had an hostel mate who had almost every electronic gadgets in his room but still couldn't attract any babe to come see them. Why? Cos he developed a huge hatred for girls since he got dumped by one. I can't really call it hatred but a fear of being dumped again. This guy goes about badmouthing girls in such a way that I almost started hating them too. Then I wondered, if he hated girls that much, how come his clothes and shoes were always looking neatly expensive and in season? That was when I realised that his courage to approach girls got madly messed up by the heartbreak, cos how do you explain dressing to kill when you don't like girls? Someone who doesn't like girls won't have the time to pay detailed attention to his dresscode. His beef with girls made him to spend the 5yrs of his campus life without a chick to call his own.

4. Listening to RnB music

Music is a nice tool that uplifts the spirit and changes mood, but I won't advice any guy to listen to RnB music after a break up. Why? It softens and renders one too emotional which might be one of the reasons why a girl leaves you in the first place. Girls don't need another emotional person like them. They need someone strong or hard as a rock. A guy that normally blasts Dmx and Tupac would now be seen playing brandy, boyz II men and celine dion while holding his pillow tight just got he got jilted.

5. Frequent on Facebook

Instead of the guy to move on with his life after the girl dumped and deleted him from all her social media handles including facebook, he still stalks her on facebook. He peeps into her page to see her latest updates just to know whether her life is different from what it was while she was with him. Such guy goes ahead posting pictures of himself having fun and hoping she will one day peep into his facebook page and be moved to reconsider him after seeing such. He might even post a picture he took with a beautiful stranger and make it seem as if she's his new girlfriend just to make her jealous.
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Well, if you just got jilted by a girl you love so much, try not to make any hasty decisions or do anything stupid. There are many fishes in the sea, go get yourself one and move on. But before you do, make sure you work on the mistakes that made you lose out in the former relationship.

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Written by adewole segun