10 Facts About Ladies

10 Facts about ladies

1. Put a lady in a top position, she becomes power drunk.

2. Ladies use the most expensive mobile gadgets.

3. A lady won't mind leaving you for a successful person
even when she knows you spent money meant for your future to satisfy her.

b. Even if she decides to stay, her parents might kick against it when chief Ego comes calling.

4. Don't remain a bad boy all your life cos ladies lose the love for them as they grow mature.

5. Extreme laziness is what leads most girls into prostitution.

6. Most girls only cherish what they are chewing. The moment they swallow it, they never remember a damn thing about it again. So, you have to keep giving them more.

7. Most beautiful girls cannot engage in intelligent discussions. Talking about APC and PDP is a sure sleeping tablet for them.

8. When 2 ladies you are dating meet each other, they prefer to fight themselves while you watch.

b. When they decide not to fight themselves, count it that you are finished cos they'll team up against you later.

9. When you tell your girl how successful your friend has become, she joins in praising him but see you as a fool for not being like him.

b. She might even dump you for him. Don't blame her, blame yourself for advertising him to her.

10. Most babes will rubbish facebook owner if he should walk up to them on the street, cos they are not enlightened enough to know who he is nor what he looks like. Yet, they use facebook everyday

Written by Adewole Segun

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