7 Things Girls Should Learn From A Cat

7 Things girls should learn from a cat

This write up is for Dem ladies who are ever ready to hold their man down in love. Be patient enough to read it to the end cos there are one or two things to be learnt from the 7 things girls should learn from a Cat.


1. Hygiene

Do you want guys to call you a dirty girl? Then why don't you always take your bath before going to bed every night? Imagine waking up beside your boyfriend with that early morning bad breathe of yours. To prevent that, you need to always brush your teeth before going to bed at night. You can never see a cat looking dirty. Unlike dogs who require someone bathing them, cats self clean and never smell. So, if you want your boo to cuddle you like a cat, then act like a cat. I no talk sey make you go collect winch o.

2. Doesn't make too much noise

Can you talk for Africa? Is your mouth a runny tap? People who talk too much are mostly full of garbage content. When a cat meows, the sound tells its owner that it needs attention, which is mostly food. Now, which would you rather be? A dog that barks so loud that the whole neighborhood is plunged from sleep or a Cat that gives a soft sound that is clearly understood?

3. Cat walk

How do you walk? Is it like a goat or like a tired donkey? You need to stop walking in a wobbly manner. Try adding some catwalk so as to put some rhythm in your hips. Or don't you want guys to go blind? A girl's walking step can tell a guy how good she'll be in the #OtherRoom. So, reduce the rate at which you form 'holy holy' so that you can catwalk into Mr Right's heart.


4. Sexiness

There's a lot of sexiness about that animal called Cat. It's got big piercing eyes, nice claws and sexy legs that inspire all runway models. It also knows how to cuddle its owner. You need to up your seductive skills otherwise you will hardly have your way with your man. Make sure your stare makes him melt to the point of signing the cheque.


5. Doesn't eat much

Have you ever seen a cat eating? The meal is always small, yet they get satisfied. Invite a Nigerian girl out on a date and see what happens. She's going to bring 2 of her friends along and they will all eat and eat until they explode. That still won't stop them from taking some home all because they are not the ones to foot the bill. Eating too much is one of the Silly Things Girls Do On A Date


6. Territory marking

A cat marks its territory by spraying urine at every angle of it. This wards off intruders who might want to steal the territory. Now, what are the things that can help you ward off boyfriend snatchers from your Man? The answer lies in the following questions. Does your boyfriend have so many pictures of you on his phone? Did he save your number on his phone with just your name? Does he have a portrait of you hanging on the wall of his bedroom? Does he end your phone conversations with "I love you sweetie"? Does he have your panties in every corner of his house? If your answers are mostly No, then you are on a Long Thing. Mark your territory now before husband snatchers steal the Bobo from you. See Why Girls Steal Their Friend's Boyfriend

7. Cat fight

Do you know that dogs fear fighting with cats? That's cos cats fight dirty i.e they use their teeth, claws and can even blind you with their poisonous spit. Some girls be like "me I don't fight o cos am a gentle lady". I pity you. How will you defend yourself when bad girls try to snatch Dangote or Mark Zuckerberg from you? You better learn some cat skills Now. Don't worry, you won't get hurt cos you have 9 lives.

Written by Adewole Segun

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